David Michael Burrow

Stupid Internet Surveys



There are probably thousands of different surveys around the internet that attempt to predict users' personalities, interests, or talents.  Mr. Burrow has taken some of these.  The results, while sometimes conflicting, often do reveal something about him.  Here are a few:

Your Hidden Talent
You're super sensitive and easily able to understand situations.

You tend to solve complex problems in a flash, without needing a lot of facts.

Decision making is easy for you. You have killer intuition.

The right path is always clear, and you're a bit of a visionary.

What's Your Hidden Talent?

You Are a Chocolate Chip Cookie
Traditional and conservative, most people find you comforting.

You're friendly and easy to get to know. This makes you very popular - without even trying!

What Kind of Cookie Are You?

 

You Are Bart Simpson
Very misunderstood, most people just dismiss you as "trouble."

Little do they know that you're wise and well accomplished beyond your years.

You will be remembered for: starring in your own TV show and saving the town from a comet

Your life philosophy: "I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!"

The Simpsons Personality Test

You Are French Food
Snobby yet ubiquitous.

People act like they understand you more than they actually do.

What Kind of Food Are You?

 

Your Mood Ring is Light Purple
Clever
Witty
Sharp

Mood Ring Generator

 

Your Stripper Song Is

"Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard

"Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?"

Break out the baby oil, you rock it old school.

What Song Should You Strip To?

You Are 64% Open Minded
You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded.

Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints.

But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line.

You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself.

How Open Minded Are You?

Your Political Profile:
Overall: 20% Conservative, 80% Liberal
Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
 
How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
 
You Are Rum
You're the life of the party, and a total flirt

You are also pretty picky about what you drink

Only the finest labels and best mixed cocktails will do

Except if you're dieting - then it's Diet Coke and Bicardi all the way

What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

Your IQ Is 135
Your Logical Intelligence is Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius

Your General Knowledge is Exceptional

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

You Are Apple Pie
You're the perfect combo of comforting and traditional

Those who like you crave security

What Kind of Pie Are You?

 

You Are 84% Gentleman
No doubt about it, you are a total gentleman.

You please the pickiest ladies, and you make everyone in a room feel comfortable.

Are You A Gentleman?

You Passed 8th Grade Math
Congratulations, you got 10/10 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?

You Are 28% Evil
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.

In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

How Evil Are You?
Your Linguistic Profile:
55% General American English
20% Upper Midwestern
10% Midwestern
5% Dixie
5% Yankee
 
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
Your Power Level is: 77%
You're a very powerful person, and you know that all of your power comes from within.

Keep on doing what you're doing, and you'll reach your goals.

How Powerful Are You?

 

You Are 55% American
Most times you are proud to be an American.

Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe

Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.

You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!

How American Are You?

You Are 10% Redneck
I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.

You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!

How Redneck Are You?

Your Birthdate: October 11
Spiritual and thoughtful, you tend to take a step back from the world.

You're very sensitive to what's going on around you, yet you remain calm.

Although you are brilliant, it may take you a while to find your niche.

Your creativity is supreme, but it sometimes makes it hard for you to get things done.

Your strength: Your inner peace

Your weakness: You get stuck in the clouds

Your power color: Emerald

Your power symbol: Leaf

Your power month: November

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Your Personality Is
Guardian (SJ)


You are sensible, down to earth, and goal oriented.
Bottom line, you are good at playing by the rules.

You tend to be dominant - and you are a natural leader.
You are interested in rules and order. Morals are important to you.

A hard worker, you give your all at whatever you do.
You're very serious, and people often tell you to lighten up.

In love, you tend to take things carefully and slowly.

At work, you are suited to almost any career - but you excel in leadership positions.

With others, you tend to be polite and formal.

As far as looks go, you are traditionally attractive. You take good care of yourself.

On weekends, you tend to like to do organized activities. In fact, you often organize them!

The Three Question Personality Test

You Are a Boston Creme Donut
You have a tough exterior. No one wants to mess with you.

But on the inside, you're a total pushover and completely soft.

You're a traditionalist, and you don't change easily.

You're likely to eat the same doughnut every morning, and pout if it's sold out.

What Donut Are You?

You Should Spend Your Summer in the City
You're a trooper, and the summer heat doesn't really get to you.

So you rather stay in the city, where you can sip iced lattes and go to midnight movies.

Forget the beach! You rather be where the good restaurants and stores are.

Where Should You Spend Your Summer?

Brainy Kid
In high school, you were acing AP classes or hanging out in the computer lab.

You may have been a bit of a geek back then, but now you're a total success!

Who Were You In High School?

 

 

You Belong in London
You belong in London, but you belong in many cities... Hong Kong, San Francisco, Sidney. You fit in almost anywhere.

And London is diverse and international enough to satisfy many of your tastes. From curry to Shakespeare, London (almost) has it all!

What European City Do You Belong In?

You Are 44% Cynical
Yes, you are cynical, but more than anything, you're a realist.

You see what's screwed up in the world, but you also take time to remember what's right.

How Cynical Are You?

 

Your Luck Quotient: 63%
You have a high luck quotient.

More often than not, you've felt very lucky in your life.

You may be randomly lucky, but it's probably more than that.

Optimistic and open minded, you take advantage of all the luck that comes your way.

How Lucky Are You?

You scored as Baseball. You should play baseball, the true American sport. There's lots of positions to choose from, but the most important are pitcher and catcher.

Baseball

92%

Softball

75%

Basketball

67%

Lacrosse

58%

Track

50%

Ice Hockey

42%

Field hockey

33%

Football

25%

Tennis

25%

Swimming

25%

Soccer

25%

Golf

17%

Volleyball

17%

What sport are you meant for??
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You Are 12% Abnormal
You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul.

You are at low risk for having a borderline personality. It is unlikely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

How Abnormal Are You?

You scored as Christianity

Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian. Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.

Islam

58%

Christianity

58%

Satanism

54%

Hinduism

50%

Buddhism

46%

Judaism

38%

agnosticism

33%

Paganism

29%

atheism

4%

Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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You are a history GENIUS

Your Score: 96%

History Genius

Your skill in identifying famous historical figures is unmatched! Good job!

Recognize Historical Figures

 

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